Every time I view my website it is becoming more clear that my layout is a disgusting mess, providing me with nothing other than pure hatred for its existence. Sounds a bit drastic, I know, but here are the aspects that I think are ruining my layout.
1. The Navigation Links
It is incredible that I managed to find the most awful font size that manages to make those damn navigation blocks look like they were slapped together on paint rather than with actual coding. It almost makes you unable to see that the stupidly dark grey doesn’t look at all good with the bright background colour, and the navigation looks like it’s from an entirely opposing world to the header image.
2. The Coding
I’m sure even a computer illiterate drug addict could see that the coding is about as decent as chocolate-free digestives. Just view my site in mobile view and you’ll notice that the main text only fills half of the page, and you’re mainly left with ugly grey space terrorizing your eyes.
3. The Comment Form
This happens to be a small dark grey box; so small in fact that you might think I’m cruelly trying to hide it from you all, and sat cackling away at the idea of you trying to have a proper view of what you are writing. Then there’s the light grey text that I’ve put on there, which goes with the layout about as much as tuna goes with chocolate. It’s really that disgusting.
4. The Background
An insane part of me must have thought that it was a good idea to have diagonal lines on a background image, and an even more insane part didn’t bother matching them up properly. Which leaves behind the blurry eye-hurting mess that you’re all unfortunate enough to be viewing.
5. The Header Image
Finally, we come to one of the most important parts of a layout, which again fails to come up to a half-decent standard. Instead of getting the beautifully put together, stand-out glory of a great header image, we get a mish-mash of terrible ‘Baas’ in hideous fonts, and a sheep that rivals a pancake with its flatness.
Apologies for the negativity everyone!